Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!.

Ja, we zijn altijd wel te vinden voor een testje, en als het testje dan nog de in het oog springende titel heeft van “The Tits, Ass and Cuteness Test” dan kunnen we er niet omheen. Volgens deze test val ik voor het type Top Heavy. Ja, wat eigenlijk niet volgens mijn verwachtingen was.

Maar ik kan mij wel vinden in de Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie. Geen slechte keuze, daar kan ik nu zeer goed mee leven.


Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who’ve taken the test. Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature. My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 48% on tit-size
You scored higher than 33% on ass-size
You scored higher than 29% on cuteness
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